Well, here are those sharp cookies that DUG in and really brought to light all of the issues with Palin, in the two and a half days McCain gave them.

• Chair: Inspector Cluso
• The Hamburglar
• Scooby and Shaggy
• Stapler Guy from Office Space
• Gov Jim Gibbons
• Col Flagg

HELlo my name is Levi Johnston but you can call me Hockey Johnston or just Hockey if you want. Might of heard of me. I’m the dude that knocked up Bristol, Mrs. Palin’s daughter. The older daughter. Willow is H.A.F. 2 but im just talking about Bristol. I only tore that up. Not Willow. Ever.

So whats up. I just wanted to introduce myself to America. Say how are things with you and whats going on.

Things have been really hecktic for me. First I found out Bristol was pregnant and I was like…you know…whoa. Not on my watch. Lets find you a doctor. You know what I’m saying?

But Bristol was all blah blah blah gods plan this and blah blah blah a brother for my other son that her mom gave some crazy ass name like tranquilizer or some shit. I don’t know what the fuck is up with that but that baby sucked anyway it had fetal alcohol syndrome or some shit. Mrs. Palin parades that baby around like its hers and even feeds it from those sweet ass titties shes got so im cool with that.

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